Sunday, 16 September 2012

Fave Chuck Norris Facts

Lawak Chuck Norris memang the best! Ini aku punya top 10 favourite Chuck Norris Facts.

Top 10 countdown…

10. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
9. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
8. Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilets, he scares the sh*t out of it.
7. Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattlesnake………..after 3 days of pain and agony……….the rattlesnake died.

6. Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest by accident.
5. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone.
4. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.
3. Chuck Norris once urinated on a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke…the truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
2. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
1. Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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